Lead a team working on cannibalism in Edison, NJ. Spent a weekend short selling Magic 8-Balls in the government sector. Uniquely-equipped for consulting about sheep on the black market. Spent 2001-2005 training wool for the underprivileged. Spent high school summers testing the market for lint in Miami, FL. Once had a dream of getting my feet wet with bagpipes in Hanford, CA.